Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 10: "Gone, Baby, Gone"

Snooki: I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds. She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 9: "Dirty Pad"

Pauly D: How the hell did I wake up and my hair still done?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: Angelina cheated on Jose.
Sammi: Ronnie told Jose she was his boo. But then she smashed Vinny. Therefore, if she says she's my friend, that means she's not my friend.
Ronnie: We really need to improve our school system.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angelina: I hate that guys can [smash lots of people], but girls can't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: [on the bed] My children, Pauly's children, Snooki juice.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Pauly D: I almost seen your cooca!
Snooki: My cooca's out!
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

The Situation: Every month, there's a situation.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Angelina: I threw away garbages!
The Situation: Garbages?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Tom: I'm done! I'm outta here, I'm done!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: Jose is definitely getting played. (pauses) Like a piano.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 8: "All in the Family"

The Situation: Happy birthday, I f---ed my roommate!
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Uncle Nino is an O.G.: An original guido.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: My uncle Nino doesn't have the highest standards in the world. So these girls are looking like supermodels to him right now.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: Angelina smushed Vinny the other night. She's all over Jose tonight. She got game. Can't hate.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Situation: My chick has got my sweatpants on. Pauly D's chick's got his sweatpants on. We're about to get our smash on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: I got front-row seats for a slam session.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jose: I'm not gonna respect you telling me now, and tomorrow you're kissing somebody else.
Angelina: [to camera] Some people think hooking up means kissing. Some people think hooking up means having sex. If he's gonna think that I just kissed Vinny, then we don't gotta go ahead and tell him any more.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Situation: Angelina is the Staten Island Ferry: everybody gets a ride, and it's free.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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