Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 11: "GTF (Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting)"

Snooki: Whoever I have babies with has to be Italian. I want my kids last name to have a vowel on it... and be tanned, obviously.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Vinny's Cousin: [to Pauly] What is with that haircut man? Bride of Frankenstein ain't got nothin' on you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: I love Vinny's family, they're like my family ... old-school Italian, looks like a Guido Circus.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the bridge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 10: "A Cheesy Situation"

Sammi: [to Snooki] You don't need anyone to make you feel that way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: [to Sam] Your mood is good, your nails are good.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Are you fully gay?
Girl: No.
Vinny: Awesome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Steeerike!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I can have a good time without drinking, f*%k you alcohol.
 • Rating: Unrated

JWoww: [to Snook] You like him? You like LIKE him?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly: Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee and I don't even drink coffee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Snooki wants to have sex with me, meanwhile she gets with a kid the night before .. get the hell outta here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: I'm done you're done we're done I'm done you're done, done done done. Like, I don't even know at this point!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Dominican girls are hot 'cause they can dance, they can move, they got tans, they got big butts, nice full lips, they got that flavor an Italian guy needs.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sammi: Nicole and Vinny have some sexual tension they need to talk about, 'cause it could be dangerous to the house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I definitely want to try again with Vinny, I actually named his penis Moby Dick.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Deena: Hestatic is when you're super happy and like really happy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: I was just starting to find myself and then [Sammi] walked through the door and I was like FML.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 9: "Kissing Cousins"

Snooki: Thank you, Mike, because you're an a—hole and we hate you and you're a bad person and you were born in 1965.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Pauly D: I just heard that you guys were mad at me, but I didn't do anything. So I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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