Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 3 Episode 7: "Cabs Are Here!"

Ronnie: You played me out!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: I can't do this. This is the seventh day we've fought in a row. How about you do you and I'll do me?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Mike: This was probably the worst fight I've ever seen. It was a five-car crash; horrible, but you can't keep your eyes off it.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Sammi: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Ronnie: This is why I cheated on you in Miami!
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Snooki: The staircase is really small and the bed is really wide. It's kind of like an analogy of Vinny's penis not fitting in my pinhole.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Hot guys come here! I'm single, dance with me!
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Sammi: Seriously, what the f**k? All my stuff is ruined. What makes that OK?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: You showed your true colors. You disgust me in so many ways, don't ever talk to me again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Jenni looks so hot. Like porn star hot. If Roger wasn't here then I would probably have sex with her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I need to move on from this kid quick and there is only one way to do that - I need to go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 6: "Should We Just Break Up?"

Snookie: Baterrrrr up b*tches!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: [on Jwoww] I got a boner.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Hell has to be just like this.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Ronnie: I'm the reason you're still here. I'm the reason you got through Miami. You're the fakest in the house and I'll make you crumble real f*%king quick.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: I'd like an apology pizza delivered to Nicole.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I need closure, bro.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: Face down, ass up ... that's the way I like to have a good time.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Mike: We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: What don't I do for Sam? Besides wipe her ass for her and breathe for her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I look like a hot drunk baseball player right now and I'm lovin' it. BATTER UP, BITCHES!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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