Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 3 Episode 6: "Should We Just Break Up?"

Pauly D: You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f**kin' whale sperm.
 • Rating: 2.6 / 5.0

Snooki: Jeff is ready to do moves on me... but really I had my friggin' period. Story of my life.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I told [Pauly D] I'm taking his sperm and making babies out of it.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Deena: It's not Halloween. I'm not handing out candy for free, like you need a golden ticket to get in these drawers.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Snooki: I remember I [masturbated] all day once and the next day I couldn't even move.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: Everyone's having a good time, everyone's gettin' along in the house. But, once again, one step forward, two step backs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 5: "Drunk Punch Love"

JWoww: I need her to shut the other one up so I can get it in.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

JWoww: I didn't know she'd flip the script. I thought she'd leave ... Sammi will just bring you down and down because she thinks at the end of the day you deserve it.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Gina: You might be able to cuddle, that's about it.
Vinny: I love cuddling. That's my favorite!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Don't you touch anybody.
Ronnie: I didn't touch anybody like that.
Sammi: I saw it, you f*%king idiot.
Ronnie: On who?
Sammi: You.
Ronnie: On who did I touch like that?
Sammi: You tell me, bro. You f*%king did it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: Karma's a bitch. Literally!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: I would never in my life lick a butt. Let's be real.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or anything that has to do with Deena's lips in the near future.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: It's not that sturdy ... like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: It doesn't come up "Stripper Pole" on my credit card, right? 'Cause my Dad would be like "what the f*%k?!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: You're gonna come into my house and try to take her away? What is this f*%kin' Romeo and Juliet? The Capulet's and the f*%kin' whatever?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Tonight there's a Grenade running around the house ... so I got the Grenade Horn in the house that lets Seaside know when Grenades are present at the Jersey Shore house.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: I hope you have a f*%king book for the apology you have to f*%kin' write me in the morning... cry all you f*%kin' want, your tears don't mean s**t to me. Your tears mean d!ck to me, just so you know.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

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