Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 8: "Where Is My Boyfriend?"

Vinnie: Doorbell!
Snooki: Shut up. No, you're lying!
Pauly D: You're so bad, bro. Snooki if he really was here that was poor response time. You should never keep a man waiting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike "The Situation": I would say that club Space had so much better ratio between hot dog buns and hot dogs that I am determined to get it in tonight.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mike "The Situation": We sat in the waiting room for two hours or so, at least. And, molto molto paperwork, and uh...once that was terminale we got Team Meatball and got out of there.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "Meatball Mashup"

Sammi: I don't know what's going on here because Nicole is all about Jionni, and Deena, are you lesbian?
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: I need a food.
Vinnie: You didn't eat enough last night?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Les-be-honest, does that turn you on?
Vinnie: No!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWOWW: Deena is showing her kooka to the whole entire club.
Deena: What-ever! I forgot to put underwears on.
JWOWW: It's bad enough if a nipple slips when you're at the club, but you never f*cking forget your underwear. That is (yuck). All I know is, Deena needs a wax.
 • Rating: 2.8 / 5.0

Mike "The Situation": The guys right now, we don't think Team Meatball are going to make it to dinner tonight. Snooki and Deena are the meatballs, and they're not making it to the sauce.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I just spent $400 on Hello Kitty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: It looks like Hawaii, so I feel like it's an island. Or maybe it's like on the border of like a continent? You know what I mean, so it's like by...an ocean?
 • Rating: Unrated

JWOWW: How many guidos does it take to put luggage on a car?
Ronnie: Honestly, how can we have so many bags? We're going to a beach for 24 hours. We're not going to need clothes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: The girls packed four bags each. Mike packed like he's going to Miami for three weeks.
Pauly D: You do realize we got a Fiat, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 6: "Fist Pump, Pushups, Chapstick"

Snooki: I blacked out. What happened?
JWoww: We were about to f$#king intervene your ass.
Snooki: You don't do a f%$king intervention. I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm just addicted to by boyfriends penis, that's all.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: Falling drunk, you know it's like, F**K, and then you're bleeding, and you're like freaking all cut up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: Crazy legs comes out, and I'm killing it on the dance floor, and I eat it so hard that like I hurt my knee. But I just gotta keep dancing!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Deena: Team Meatballs attack!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I'm just like don't f*&k with my b$%ch. If you f%#k with Deena, I will hurt you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sitch: I'm so excited to go out tonight. I haven't been out in days. It's gonna be a situation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Mike decided to smash his head against the wall he got sick of it so much, I'm about to do the same thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: It's like listening to the same annoying record over and over and over.
 • Rating: Unrated

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