TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
Try it Now for Free and Instantly Watch Jersey Shore.

I don't know what's going on here because Nicole is all about Jionni, and Deena, are you lesbian?


Snooki: This whole time I'm depressed because of you. And I'm not being myself.
Jionni: So why are you with me?
Snooki: I don't know, I'm asking myself that question right now.
Jionni: What do you mean you're not being yourself. You're drunk seven days a week, you're hooking up with girls and you're dancing in your underwear, that's not you?

Vinnie's in purple pants. And I don't know how I feel about it.


Snooki: He sounded like he was at a freakin' bar.
JWOWW: Stop, don't say things like that, it's Sam.
Sammi: Stop, that's not me anymore. Tell her she's being the old me.
JWOWW: OK Sam, let's go get Ron.

You wanna hear the story? So I flew my boyfriend out here to be with me, and he f-cking left me. I'm miserable right now, so I came here to drink, and that's what I'm doing. So don't look at me like I'm a weirdo, I'm f-cking heartbroken. So let me dance.


Como si dice, "where the f-ck is my boyfriend?"


Me and Jionni, we're going to have guido babies. I know it. I can't wait to pop those suckers out. They're going to be so tan, and cute. Oh, I'm so excited! I hope I have a C-section because I don't want it to f-ck up my vagina.


Mike's new thing is karate. I'm like yeah, alright Mike. Do your thing, Kung Fu Panda.


I just need to get it in. I just need to touch his freakin' tan wiener...I shouldn't have said that. But, his wiener is tan and I love it.


Vinnie: Doorbell!
Snooki: Shut up. No, you're lying!
Pauly D: You're so bad, bro. Snooki if he really was here that was poor response time. You should never keep a man waiting.

I would say that club Space had so much better ratio between hot dog buns and hot dogs that I am determined to get it in tonight.

Mike "The Situation"

We sat in the waiting room for two hours or so, at least. And, molto molto paperwork, and uh...once that was terminale we got Team Meatball and got out of there.

Mike "The Situation"
Displaying quotes 13 - 24 of 202 in total

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'