Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 6: "Fist Pump, Pushups, Chapstick"

JWOWW: There was not one injury on him from the fight, so he did it to himself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Mike's neck brace, it's kinda funny. He's moping around, he's wasting his time in Italy. Stop milking that s%#t.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: I feel helpless, I can't eat, I can't GTL. I'm upset man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: At least I know from now on not to bang my head into a wall anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 5: "And the Wall Won"

Ronnie: When I give you flowers, don't ask me if I brought home another girl.
Sammi: I'm just all, I feel all f$&ked up in the head at this point.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: If Ron brings another girl home Sammi's gonna flip out cause that will just start another war, but a man has needs, and what is he gonna wait, two months to do it? I don't think so.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: We're trying to get Ronnie to push up on some girls in the club.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: Me and Snooks... she was a little mad at me I was a little mad at her, and after a trip to the hospital, we realize that at the end of the day we love each other so... I don't think Nicole and Jionni are meant for each other.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I think he was jealous I was dancing with that girl. Maybe it was his girlfriend that's probably why.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: What's up baby I'll f!#k you up. What's up baby let's do it let's do it let's do it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: It's finally starting to feel like I'm out with single Ronnie. He's got that look in his face like he's gonna creep or whatever.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: Mikes home still dealing with his issues and trying to find a way to apologize to the wall I guess.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: What? That doesn't even make sense. I don't think I would've put you in the hospital... the wall put you in the hospital.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: I didn't know that s*&t was cement. That s&%t doesn't even have a dent on it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: You alright?
Mike: I didn't realize that wall was so hard.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Don't leave without me or I'll never talk to you guys again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: I was mature by putting stuff on Ron's bed but throwing it out is going a little too far.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly: When I see Mike with his neck brace, I'm like oh my God he's got his glasses on like always and the neck brace. You don't wear sunglasses with a neck brace. He looks ridiculous.
 • Rating: Unrated

JWoww: When I see Mike and his neck brace, I feel like he's doing an insurance claim right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: I have a big heart and if somebody else in the house was hurt, I'd be checking on them you know what I mean, but nobody was really checking on me really that much.
 • Rating: Unrated

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