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I'm just like don't f*&k with my b$%ch. If you f%#k with Deena, I will hurt you.


I'm so excited to go out tonight. I haven't been out in days. It's gonna be a situation.


Mike decided to smash his head against the wall he got sick of it so much, I'm about to do the same thing.

Pauly D

It's like listening to the same annoying record over and over and over.


If I have to hear Ronnie and Sammi fight one more time, I will smash my head against the wall.

Pauly D

[to Pauly] You are like every guy I've ever dated.


FPC is a way of life. I'm a guido.

Pauly D

FPC, fist pump, pushups, chapstick!

Pauly D

Oh you hit me in the eye Louie, how many times I gotta f&*cking tell you, don't fist pump next to my eye!

Pauly D

I'm gonna f@#cking fist pump 'til my f&*king arm falls off!!

Pauly D

Louie, you're gonna get all the girls!

Pauly D

We are dressing like ultimate guidos right now, and no one knows more about guido toolbags than us.

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Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'