Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes
I'm just like don't f*&k with my b$%ch. If you f%#k with Deena, I will hurt you.
Snooki
I'm so excited to go out tonight. I haven't been out in days. It's gonna be a situation.
Sitch
Mike decided to smash his head against the wall he got sick of it so much, I'm about to do the same thing.
Pauly D
It's like listening to the same annoying record over and over and over.
Vinny
If I have to hear Ronnie and Sammi fight one more time, I will smash my head against the wall.
Pauly D
[to Pauly] You are like every guy I've ever dated.
JWoww
FPC is a way of life. I'm a guido.
Pauly D
FPC, fist pump, pushups, chapstick!
Pauly D
Oh you hit me in the eye Louie, how many times I gotta f&*cking tell you, don't fist pump next to my eye!
Pauly D
I'm gonna f@#cking fist pump 'til my f&*king arm falls off!!
Pauly D
Louie, you're gonna get all the girls!
Pauly D
We are dressing like ultimate guidos right now, and no one knows more about guido toolbags than us.
Vinny
