Life Unexpected

Life Unexpected Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 10: "Family Therapized"

Alice: I hate being called a Ma'am.
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Cate: Ahhahah - Kinda a catch 22 right there.
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Cate: I'm the star of the show - I've got pull.
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Lux: You guys say I need to change for this evaluation, but what about the two of you?
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Lux: If you are doing this for me, the least I can do is be there for you.
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Season 1 Episode 9: "Formal Reformed"

Baze: Like little due - quarter back Jones?
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Cate: You're wearing a shirt that says Tap that.
Baze: You're wearing a small garden on your wrist.
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Baze: Jones you stand up little dude - my ass.
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Jones: You look incredible.
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Cate: Being back on this gym actually makes my boob hurt.
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Abby: There are many ways to get the same feeling without actually having sex. Flexible shower heads, vibrating back massagers, the spin cycle of a washing machine..
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Bug: Cher. But not in a gay way.
Baze: Is there another way?
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Math: What are you wearing?
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Lux: I'd rather eat paste.
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Season 1 Episode 8: "Bride Unbridled"

Ryan: The real question is what the hell is wrong with you.
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Baze: I get that you and Cate have issues - I don't care.
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Math: I'm not a stalker - I'm a long time fan.
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Jones: Boy meets bong girl.
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Ryan: If I hated you this wouldn't be so hard.
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Cate: I made my bed, and now I have to lie about it - awesome.
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