Lipstick Jungle

Lipstick Jungle Quotes (Page 8)

Season 2 Episode 2: "Help!"

Nico: Has enough time for me passed to wear something other than black?
Wendy: Well if it's solid yes, if it's print, no. Wear navy. Navy's good. It says I'm getting on my feet and it's still solid.
Nico: Can't I just wear a sign, I don't know how to do this.
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Noah [to Wendy about it being cancer and not a drug problem]: Longing for the days when I was just a coke head? ... Well I am.
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Victory: You can't take it with you, but if you could, [these earrings] is what you'd want to be buried in.
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Victory [to Roy]: I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.
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Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.
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Season 2 Episode 1: "Pandora's Box"

Wendy: How do you spend your whole life with someone and not know who they are?
Victory: Don't look at me, I don't even have a cat.
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Nico: He left me for someone who sleeps in nightgear!
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Victory: Why are you emailing Joe Bennett? Does he own this building?
Dalhia: Well technically he owns this whole block.
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Wendy's Mom: Tattoos do not age well on women. What starts off on the shoulder can easily be on the ass.
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Josh: Your mother is on line two
Wendy: Tell her I'm in a meeting
Josh: I did. She said I should be replaced
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Dalhia: I know what you're thinking, how does increasing your pleasure do wonders for him?
Nico: I'm thinking I don't even know your name.
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Dalhia: You can see a doctor and save your marriage in one visit. One shot and your back in business. Come you ladies can't be that far behind the curve. Botox has moved south. Way south. They're shipping collagen down to the delta

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Dalia: Everyone knows Joe Bennett. He collects Lamborghinis and vendettas.

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Wendy: Are we supposed to start talking about birth control?
Shane: If we did it'd probably be best you had that talk. If I'd have known about it she wouldn't be here.
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Victory: He may be stubborn and really annoying to watch Jeopardy with, but he's Charles

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Wendy: I'm your mother, though according to this [fake id] I gave birth to you in the third grade.
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Victory: Nico, be flattered that after all these years your husband still wants to nail you to the wall.
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