Kirby: I want to feel like I'm the one you choose
Nico: There's no way I can answer that. Kirby, we're together and it's really good... I love you
Kirby: I love you too..

Nico: I'm dating some guy who subconsciously wants to date his mother
Victory: Maybe not
Wendy: Or maybe so? How fast does he go for the breast?

Right now I feel like a pawn being pushed around by two queens.


If [Charles] hadn't died, would you have come back to me? Because I want to feel like I'm the one you choose


You know what's so great about tennis? Love means zero


Wendy: How's it going with Anna?
Victory: It's not, I've just been waiting for Joe to show up
Wendy: What if he doesn't?
Victory: I'm going to switch from sipping champagne to sipping antifreeze

Tina: Have you even discussed children?
Nico: Well I think it's a little premature for us to be talking about children
Tina: Maybe for him, he's got time. You don't. You gotta face the facts. Tick tock chicken, you're eggs aren't getting any fresher

Wendy: Hey when do I get to hear what you're working on?
Shane: Off the clock. How often do we get the chance to dance without being mocked by a fifteen year old?

Man if she's pushing fifty, fifty is afraid to push back

Wendy [referring to Tina]

Do you know how many times I bought a business that I wasn't absolutely sure was going to make a profit? Once. I wasn't looking to buy a clothing company... I didn't want to buy a clothing company. I wanted... It doesn't matter what I wanted... I have gambled enough on Victory Ford


Wendy: You call Joe again
Nico: Again? I am one call away from a restraining order.
Wendy: Again

Victory: Do we get to meet slash judge your evil twin?
Nico: She's not evil, she's nice.. there's just...
Wendy: If she's nice why are you looking for problems?

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

Wendy [about Maddie]: Remind me why I was so eager to hear her first words
Shane: Oh the good times will come around again darling. Soon she'll be 16 and she'll stop talking to us all together

But you can't wear green, you look like Shrek. Put it down.

Victory [to Wendy]