I love how they sit there like a couple of choir boys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.

Roger

I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again, which is why I never told her.

Don

You're so square, you've got corners.

Megan (to Don)

Harry: It doesn't make any sense. It looks right, sounds right, smells right. But something's not right. What is it?
Roger: She's not Ann-Margaret.

Peggy Olson: Sex sells.
Don Draper: Says who? Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this. They take all this monkey crap and stick it in a briefcase, completely unaware that their success depends on something more than shoeshine.

You're gonna use your dying breath to tell Don to fix this.

Sterling

Mourning is just extended self-pity.

Don

Miss Farrell: Even if I remove myself from the picture, I see a man that is not happy.
Don: I'm happy now.

Anabelle: You were the one.
Roger: You weren't.

Kinsey: If you were feeling it, you'd be hungry.
Peggy: I am hungry. It's just not worth moving.

Roger, if you had your way, I would be stranded in some paperweight with my legs stuck in the air.

Joan

I am so high.

Peggy Olson

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger