Mad Men
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I know you're his favorite. I bet he takes you hunting and let's you carry the carcasses in your mouth.
Stan [to Peggy]
Roger Sterling: Say nothing. You are here because of Don Draper's largess.
Pete Campbell: Thank you. Thank you so much.
Roger Sterling: Now, I know that your generation went to college instead of serving, so I'll illuminate you. This man is your commanding officer. You live and die in his shadow. Understood?
Pete Campbell: (nods vigorously) I won't let you down, Don.
Roger Sterling: Jesus! Campbell...don't ever say that.
My mother was a nurse at the state hospital in Vermont, and that was the last time I saw so many retarded people in one building.
Cosgrove
Change isn't good or bad. It just is.
Don
We're not homosexuals, we're divorced.
Lane
We beat you and we'll beat you again. And we don't want any of your Jap crap.
Roger
I love how they sit there like a couple of choir boys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.
Roger
Peggy, this is isn't China. There's no money in virginity.
Joan
You know something. We are all here becuase of you. All we want to do is please you.
Peggy
Roger Sterling: I bet there were people in the Bible walking around, complaining about "kids today."
Don Draper: Kids today, they have no one to look up to. Cuz they're looking up to us.
With my hair you can't even see me in here.
Roger [on his office's white walls]
(speaking to a client) Listen, I'm not here to tell you about Jesus. You already know about Jesus, either he lives in your heart or he doesn't.
Don Draper
