Roger: Why don't you sing like that?
Jane: Why don't you look like him?

You both can leave. I'm in a very good place right now.

Peggy Olson

(to Don on the phone) I want you to pull my hair and ravish me and leave me for dead

Midge

My mother was a nurse at the state hospital in Vermont, and that was the last time I saw so many retarded people in one building.

Cosgrove

Roger Sterling: Say nothing. You are here because of Don Draper's largess.
Pete Campbell: Thank you. Thank you so much.
Roger Sterling: Now, I know that your generation went to college instead of serving, so I'll illuminate you. This man is your commanding officer. You live and die in his shadow. Understood?
Pete Campbell: (nods vigorously) I won't let you down, Don.
Roger Sterling: Jesus! Campbell...don't ever say that.

You know something. We are all here becuase of you. All we want to do is please you.

Peggy

With my hair you can't even see me in here.

Roger [on his office's white walls]

I love how they sit there like a couple of choir boys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.

Roger

Change isn't good or bad. It just is.

Don

We're not homosexuals, we're divorced.

Lane

I could tell the minute she saw who I really was, she never wanted to look at me again, which is why I never told her.

Don

We beat you and we'll beat you again. And we don't want any of your Jap crap.

Roger

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger