So how are your balls? You enjoying yourself?

Don's Lawyer

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Don: Men want her and women want to be her.
Peggy: Even if that's true...
Don: It is.

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Mr. Cosgrove has the rare gift of making clients feel they have no needs.

Pryce

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I don't care what your politics are, this is America. You don't just shoot the President.

Trudy

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Pete: We're the scrappy upstart.
Don: You don't say that to the clients do you?

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Why does it have to be like this? Why can't I get anything good all at once?

Pete

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The president is a product. Don't forget that.

Pete

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Betty: What's your name?
Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.

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Don: Do you want women who want bikinis to buy your two piece? Or do you just wanna make sure women who want a two piece don't suddenly buy a bikini?
Jim: My Lord. That question just tied a knot in my brain.

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Peggy: I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again.
Freddy: Then why don't you stop hurting my feelings?

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Don Draper: (to Pete) The day you sign a client is the day you start losing one.
[a few minutes later]
Roger Sterling: The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.
Don Draper: You don't really believe that.

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Lola: "I could listen to him read the phone book."
Peggy: "Well. When he gets to S, I need Howard Sullivan at Lever Brothers."

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