Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Morales: She's 15 tops, still a kid.
Provenza: Without a name.
Sharon: She has a name. We just don't know what it is.
The era during which it was professionally useful to me to have a wedding on my finger is long gone.
Sharon
Provenza: Oh! I think she's going for the money!
Flynn: Money? I don't even have any money!
Provenza: I'm talking about Bug, you idiot.
Would I have to go by Rusty Raydor? Because that is a terrible name. It sounds like a cartoon character or something.
Rusty
Huh. These big boxes hold a lot more than you think.
Flynn
Michael, my dear dear friend, your television show is sliding further and further off the bubble as we speak.
Provenza
Tao: Towards the end, did you notice an abrupt decline?
Dr. Cabrera: As declines go, death is fairly extreme.
How do you guys think this happened? Did this woman just climb into my box and die because she wanted to be near my clothes?
John
Hold on. Arsenic? Where's the old lace? Who uses arsenic in this day in age?
Provenza
My problem is I try to be nice to everyone, especially in hot tubs.
John
When Captain Baird gives an order, we follow it, even if we can't quite remember who he is.
Provenza
Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.
Sharon