It's not a simple yes or no answer. Okay? The cashier was lying on the floor. Dead. I mean, what was I gonna do? Throw a twenty on him and say 'Here ya go, dead guy, that's for the beer. Keep the change.'

Lloyd

Rusty, your mom had a choice and she chose Signal Hill.

Sharon

Provenza: Are you drunk?
Lloyd: No. I ran out of beer like two hours ago.

[to Sanchez] I want you to control your temper, right now!

Sharon

God sakes Flynn, I take 20 pills a day with three glasses of wine and look how healthy I am. Just go on the drug.

Provenza

Rusty: I know that it's the right thing to do, I, I get that, but I just wish that doing the right thing felt better.
Sharon: Well it will feel better than doing the wrong thing, I promise you that.

Good Lord. Two grown men going to retrieve a frozen head.

Provenza

Hold my cleanse.

Flynn

Baird: If you people could just think it through...
Sharon: Eternal Meadows freezes people's heads!
Baird: Oh I don't know, do they?

Tao: Towards the end, did you notice an abrupt decline?
Dr. Cabrera: As declines go, death is fairly extreme.

Hold on. Arsenic? Where's the old lace? Who uses arsenic in this day in age?

Provenza

When Captain Baird gives an order, we follow it, even if we can't quite remember who he is.

Provenza

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.