Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Good Lord. Two grown men going to retrieve a frozen head.
Provenza
Hold my cleanse.
Flynn
Baird: If you people could just think it through...
Sharon: Eternal Meadows freezes people's heads!
Baird: Oh I don't know, do they?
Rusty: I can't believe how many times people say 'hey I did it' and then you guys can't arrest them. What's wrong this time? Did she end her sentence with a preposition or something?
Sharon: She wasn't Mirandized, the confession wasn't recorded and she was drunk.
Rusty: [phone rings] Speaking of drunks.
Tao: Towards the end, did you notice an abrupt decline?
Dr. Cabrera: As declines go, death is fairly extreme.
You think that somehow I'm worse than a gay boy who sold himself on the street. I forgave you and you are not big enough to forgive me!
Mom Sharon
Hold on. Arsenic? Where's the old lace? Who uses arsenic in this day in age?
Provenza
It's not called the fairness system.
Sykes
Sharon: I'm so sorry.
Rusty: That this happened or that she'll only call back?
Am I really that self centered that the, the things that I feel bad about for other people really just about me?
Rusty
When Captain Baird gives an order, we follow it, even if we can't quite remember who he is.
Provenza
Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.
Sharon
