Tina: You think someone's gonna mistake you for an actress?
Sykes: They did with you, so why not?

Does Dr. Deb have a last name?


Actually, Gary's parents invited my mom to move in with them so that they could all raise the baby together.


Do you know why I call her a spider, Lieutenant? Spiders also eat their young.


Tina didn't help. She was afraid that the longer Chris stayed sober, the more likely he was to leave her. And she wasn't wrong.


I already have one kid who I have to hear call someone else Mom, and I really don't want there to be any more distance between us.

Sharon B.

Rusty: Whoa... is that a halo?
Doctor: No, that's the baby's hair.

Oxy. The most addictive prescription painkiller available.


Jared is probably wrong, but I promised my daughter I'd give him a serious listen.


I got hit today, and it hurt. But leaving here wouldn't just hurt me. It would probably kill me.


Julio: Sir, are you okay?
Provenza: No.... my wife... is gonna kill me!

Captain, I'm not sure why, but if Elliot is here, he checked into a courtyard suite.


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Does Dr. Deb have a last name?


What a stupid question. No, he wasn't jealous. Why would he be? And I wasn't in a relationship with Bobby. It was transactional. Safe sex.