I've never been sure about God. But today... today I believe in the devil.

Provenza

Provenza: Julio, look, the guy who killed Mark's mother is dead.
Sanchez: It hasn't stopped the violence, sir.

Thanks for the warning. See you in hell, Captain.

Colson

And if you lied to me, Mr. Hecht, this I promise - you will spend the rest of your life mixing with the world's most dangerous prisoners.

Buzz

Who cares about a fingerprint? Can you prove the time it was put there?

Hecht

See, that is why they call us Major CRIMES, not Major Crime. We are capable of handling more than one asshole a day.

Provenza

Darnell: This has nothing to do with justice, and by the time you figure that out HE'LL be in charge.
Chief Taylor: I already am.

See, this is why nobody likes the press.

Andy

So meth and real estate fraud. They're diversified.

Sharon

Please can we wait for her? I'll be good, I promise. It won't be long. I'm sorry, okay? I'll be good.

Mark

Tao: It's a miracle this guy didn't blow us sky high.
Provenza: I'll be sure to thank him when we get downtown.

And tell Mama I'm here.

Mark

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.