Tina: You think someone's gonna mistake you for an actress?
Sykes: They did with you, so why not?

Does Dr. Deb have a last name?

Provenza

Actually, Gary's parents invited my mom to move in with them so that they could all raise the baby together.

Rusty

Do you know why I call her a spider, Lieutenant? Spiders also eat their young.

Sean

Tina didn't help. She was afraid that the longer Chris stayed sober, the more likely he was to leave her. And she wasn't wrong.

Jared

I already have one kid who I have to hear call someone else Mom, and I really don't want there to be any more distance between us.

Sharon B.

Rusty: Whoa... is that a halo?
Doctor: No, that's the baby's hair.

Oxy. The most addictive prescription painkiller available.

Provenza

Jared is probably wrong, but I promised my daughter I'd give him a serious listen.

Flynn

I got hit today, and it hurt. But leaving here wouldn't just hurt me. It would probably kill me.

Provenza

Julio: Sir, are you okay?
Provenza: No.... my wife... is gonna kill me!

Captain, I'm not sure why, but if Elliot is here, he checked into a courtyard suite.

Provenza

Major Crimes Quotes

Does Dr. Deb have a last name?

Provenza

What a stupid question. No, he wasn't jealous. Why would he be? And I wasn't in a relationship with Bobby. It was transactional. Safe sex.

Bree