After he starts explaining everything I need to know, he's demanding that we pay for Alice, or I guess Mariana's, funeral.

Hobbs

DA on...everything.

Provenza

Underwear screams suicide, but shooting yourself in the back of the head...what an awkward way to go!

Flynn

I guess social media is running us now the way the press used to.

Provenza

Yes. This is Mariana. She's older. Almost grownup.

Gustav

I don't want to miss this idiot talking to the media.

Chief Taylor

A for effort, Danny Boy.

Provenza

Your book doesn't have an ending.

Howard

Okay this is great stuff and probably very helpful. And Shay has things he has to explain.

Chief Taylor

The hole in his cap goes wit hthe hole in the back of his skull.

Provenza

For the record, TJ is a nice guy. I'm the jerk.

Rusty

Sir. I wonder what's under it now?

Julio

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.