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Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!
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So I'm not qualified as a researcher, but I can play secretary in my free time?Virginia
We might look like the white picket fence types but we're not. There's nothing ho hum about us.Virginia
Virginia: You're making fun of me.
Bill: Aren't you making fun of us?
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Virginia: I've never seen you so much as glance at the sports page.
Bill: Well we don't have breakfast together do we?
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There's a very wide spectrum of normal as far as genitalia's concerned.Bill
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We're lone wolves, driven from the pact by our refusal to conform.Dr. Langham [to Virginia]
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I probably shouldn't be telling you this but daddy thought the sun rises and sets with you.Vivian [to Bill]
We're done when I say we're done, unless you liked your study when you were peepin' through brothel doors, I'm sure the girls miss having you around, comic relief and all.Betty
What could be more fancy than the fact that you're sterile and yet engaging in fertility treatments.Bill [Betty]
Dr. Masters and I were just discussing, well he has his way and I have mine. He may know what's best for his patients' babies, but here at home that is my domain.Libby
There is no more qualified gem than me, Bill.Virginia
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