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Climax together, that’s as rare as Haley’s Comet.

Williams

William: Well then their faces when I explained the nuts and bolts, the wife looked like she’d seen the second coming.
Virginia: Wait till she sees her husband coming.

If you want a family, forget the good book, follow my ten commands.

William

You’re joking, they actually thought sleeping together meant actually sleeping.

Virginia

I'm sorry about last night, I was punishing someone and it ended up being you.

Ethan

Well good for you, for taking care of yourself, recognizing your limits.

William

Once you've seen Oz, who wants to go back to Kansas?

Ethan

Virginia: What a heartbreaker you are Dr. Haas.
Ethan: Don't you have that backwards?

In 4 months, we're going to have another visitor who needs everything done for him. Maybe we should look at this time with your mother as a dress rehearsal.

Libby
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