I'm sure they'll just want you to tell them I don't touch myself at the dinner table or wire you up to the machines when we make love.

Bill [to Libby]

For a guy who dips his wick as much as you, you don't really get women at all.

Flo

Don't get your knickers in a knot. They're way more interested in nookie than in a bookie.

Betty

Some things no doctor can cure no matter how good he is, right? He can't operate on a soul, only God can do that.

Barbara

I'm broken and you're the one, you're the only one who can fix me.

Bill [to Virginia]

I'm not interested in the explanation, I'm interested in the cure.

Bill

Either it's tenants who aren't so fancy schmancy but pay the rent of you're gonna be doing pelvic exams with a miner's lamp.

Betty

Babies are my stock and trade so let's focus on that, shall we?

Bill

Past is past. You can't change it, you can poke at it and prod it but you cannot change it. So you move on, do your best.

Bill

What things have we told ourselves that make it possible to do what we do in this room?

Virginia

We are clearing the way for her to have intercourse that she is psychologically unprepared for.

Virginia

Impotence is the working girl's bread and butter, am I right Kitty?

Betty

Masters of Sex Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.

Virginia

Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately

Betty