Babies are my stock and trade so let's focus on that, shall we?

Bill

Past is past. You can't change it, you can poke at it and prod it but you cannot change it. So you move on, do your best.

Bill

What things have we told ourselves that make it possible to do what we do in this room?

Virginia

We are clearing the way for her to have intercourse that she is psychologically unprepared for.

Virginia

Impotence is the working girl's bread and butter, am I right Kitty?

Betty

Lester: It's a really nice offer and everything, but if you wanted to let me know I was doing a good job, some extra cash at Christmas would be great.
Bill: This isn't a bonus, it's an opportunity to participate in the work.

I was looking forward to taking care of you tonight.

Bill [to Virginia]

Nature doesn't always have to have the last word.

Bill

Our new mission here is not simply to observe, it's also to hear.

Bill

Betty: Most of the time it's a mental block. Guy feels lousy about himself, guy feels guilty about his wife, or his mother, or he's got a thing for farm animals or whatever but you're still stuck with the same problem: how to get it up so he can finish off and get out.

You'll come with me and Bill, we'll go as a triumvirate!!

Libby [to Virginia]

In spite of what you may have heard Miss Packer, my relationship with my patients is strictly professional.

Austin

Masters of Sex Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.

Virginia

Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately

Betty