Memphis Beat Quotes
Why use a zippo when you have Cleopatra's lamp?
Whitehead
I appreciate you trying to put a front porch on this, but I'd like to get to why you're here.
Dwight
Dwight: If Sutton asks, they named her Penaria.
Whitehead: Can I have your half of the cookies?
Dwight: If that's what it takes.
Whitehead: Penaria it is then.
Mom: Children are a blessing, Dwightl.
Dwight: Speaking of which, where is our little bundle of caffeine?
Ford F-150, not exactly a nun-mobile.
Whitehead
It is exotic, I concur, my great grandma had it...
Sutton [about the baby's temporary name]
Sutton: That isn't for you!
Whitehead: What's it doing in my coffee pot?!
There is a kinko's across the street detective.....
Sutton
Sutton: Are you asking for help?
Whitehead: No, I just want to observe your style.
Hold on, I got an app for that.
Dwight [before busting the glass]
Personal is personal, until it starts leaking all over the office.
Dwight
Mr. Cresco: What am I doing in this room?
Lt. Rice: It has a tendency to bring out the truth.
