Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
I just had to plug him in. It was a nice reversal from when I had to pull the plug on my dad in the hospital.
Andy
Congrats! I'm gonna roll away before you spit on my screen again!
Phil
Now, I didn't tell Cam, because I was embarrassed, but also because I knew -- I knew I would get another job just like that. It's been a month.
Mitchell
You're the last person who should give me anything. You got me here. You got me to graduation, to Cal tech. You did it. You're done.
Alex
Everyone has their strengths. I'm a great gift-giver.
Mitchell
What's going on Daddy, are we poor?
Lily
We're like magnets, that sometimes take a break to date other magnets.
Dylan
All I wanted was to bribe my way into that school by making cubbies that stuff didn't fall out of.
Jay
What is with you Americans and the foot?
Gloria
We call ourselves the artful lodgers.
Cam
It's like being on a submarine, right?
Phil
You're not working for the rolo-dex stealing Earl Chambers!
Jay
