Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
Yep, gonna lose a toenail. There goes sandal season!
Phil
Haley: How do you still not know you're a babe?
Alex: Well, you did call me a frumpy nerd for twenty years.
I shouldn't be penalized for being too smart, I'm not running for president.
Alex
I'll reinvent myself. I'm gonna dye my hair blue and carry around an emotional support pig.
Lily
Cam: I want you to read this, but not until after I leave.
Gloria: It's going to make me cry isn't it, you beautiful cornfed son-of-a-bitch.
Cam: Don't hate me for your son leaving.
Jay: You're both my sons.
Haley: Thanks for putting in a good word for us.
Mitch: They just needed some reassurance, considering most of Dylan's money is tied up in Dave and Busters' gift cards.
I can't go to jail. I'm a gay prosecutor, there's no prison gangs for that!
Mitch
We make a good team.
Claire
You guys know you can call me anytime, right?
Haley
Mom, I'm the lucky one.
Manny