Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
I took a swing at a new way to cook a turkey.
Claire
Ya' know what? As a former mall Santa, I vow to never comment on a sitting Santa, but you're a disgrace to the red and white.
Cam
Don't worry. They come back.
Cal
Even Uncle Cam's? You have to save those for seven years, like tax returns.
Luke
We have an announcement. Dylan and I are having a baby.
Haley
Is that the way she treats all head injuries? Cause I've got a theory.
Claire
Ya' know, my parent's never talked to me about anything sexual. They just sent me to the stables when the horses were breeding and wow did that create some unreasonable expectations.
Cam
We are allowed to look at other men without feeling guilty about it.
Mitch
Oh, I so want it to be on purpose. It's lonely out here on Crazy Island.
Claire
Yeah, I teach a real estate at five. I have to show up early to limber up.
Phil
You know what? I have to take this. Luke, Haley, talk a little bit about how you still live at home with your parents.
Cam
Maybe we should kiss?
Phil
