Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Modern Family Quotes
Mitchell: Oh my god. That burger was so good, I feel like I just cheated on you.
Cam: Yeah, I heard the moaning.
Mitchell: Oh my gosh, you cut yourself.
Lily: Don't get blood in my eggs.
I wanna kiss you, but I have surgery breath.
Manny
Can we maybe stay on my problem until the bread comes?
Claire
It would kill me if I thought that what I felt would hold you back from getting something that you wanted.
Jay
Manny: I think it's a bold step, and I support you in your journey of self improvement.
Gloria: No, you're not getting your hair straightened.
I just had to plug him in. It was a nice reversal from when I had to pull the plug on my dad in the hospital.
Andy
Congrats! I'm gonna roll away before you spit on my screen again!
Phil
Now, I didn't tell Cam, because I was embarrassed, but also because I knew -- I knew I would get another job just like that. It's been a month.
Mitchell
You're the last person who should give me anything. You got me here. You got me to graduation, to Cal tech. You did it. You're done.
Alex
Everyone has their strengths. I'm a great gift-giver.
Mitchell
What's going on Daddy, are we poor?
Lily
