Modern Family

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I'm gonna introduce him to the Captain... and Tenille.

Phil [on his fists]

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 20 Quotes

Luke: Manny and I are going to practice lay-ups.
Manny: They are deceptively hard. A curious mix of dance and strength.
Luke: You're ruining it again.

One day I'm gonna be a grandfather and then everybody better hide their meat.

Phil