Modern Family

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Go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come, then you'll see fear in his eyes. It's like the waiter's a ghost.

Jay

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue, but now your eyebrows have grown back and your salmon is legendary!

Gloria

Take it down a notch. We're just trying to make a friend not initiate a three-way.

Mitchell