Modern Family

Modern Family "Undeck the Halls" Quotes

Mitchell: Still keeping traditions alive, huh?
Jay: Someone has to. I got two Colombians as home trying to turn Christmas into Cinco de Mayo.
Mitchell: You know that's Mexican right?
Jay: Ahh. Burrito, burr-righto.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: Every culture has their own traditions. For example, in our culture, the Baby Jesus is the one that brings the presents, not the Santa Claus.
Jay: That's doesn't make sense. How could a new born baby carry all those presents? They don't even know where their hands are.
Manny: At least a baby could fit through a chimney.
Jay: How could you sit on the Baby Jesus' lap? You'd squish him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: If this so-called Santa Claus doesn't bring me a burgundy dinner jacket, I'm going to have a big problem.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cameron: If I was home right now, I'd be mixing up a bathtub full of eggnog and trying to squeeze a greased hog into a Santa hat. You don't think I don't miss that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: We raised our kids right. One of them will come forward, or the other two will rat them out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: We're gonna pass into legend. The parents who canceled Christmas.
Phil: I thought you'd be happy.
Claire: They'll write songs about us. They'll make a Christmas special with those ugly little clay pieces.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: I can forgive the smoking, but I can't forgive the lie.
[Claire glares at him]
Phil: Or the smoking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I guess the couch did it to itself. I guess it came home after a tough day, lit up a cigarette and burned itself. Is that what happened? Because that makes no sense.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cameron: It's Christmas eve, you can't spend it in your car.
Santa Scott: That's really nice of you guys. Can I bring anything? Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?
Cameron: We're good.
Mitchell: So why don't you follow us to our house?
Cameron: In your house.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Cameron: Do you really live in your car?
Santa Scott: It's not so bad. It's really roomy since the wife moved out.
 • Rating: Unrated

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