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Modern-family

I'm gonna go over there and be as socially magnetic as I always am, we will put this on the back burner, but underneath know I am fuming.

Cam

Claire: It's a little tight.
Phil: Well the salesman said it was the style and he looked like a Mumford and Son so I think he would know.

Manny: Wow that was very mature of you.
Jay: Yeah well I'm a lot older now than when she started getting dressed.

You're hair looks amazing, like you just got off a horse.

Haley

I remember something nice you did. You bought me this dress yesterday when you were working.

Gloria

Okay one of us has to change. We look like twin toddlers at church.

Mitchell

Manny: She's having her hair blown out.
Jay: That's a thing? That I pay for?

Doesn't the wine make the cow drunk?

Manny

Oh this is Haley, 'be there in 5, Alex took ducking forever.'

Mitchell

Now that his hunnie gots her own money, daddy went and snagged himself some new threads girlll.

Phil

Jay: I won't be able to hear her, she won't be able to see me.
Gloria: Well be together forever!

Well there was this girl on the 16-year-old team who wasn't wearing a bra, so that was cool.

Luke
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