Modern Family Quotes
You can’t do this. We’re a danger to ourselves. We’re a family of fire starters, poison eaters, and online prostitutes.Phil
A lot of people assumed that I married you for your money and that’s only a very, very small part of it. I married you because you’re sexy. You still are. Who knows how long that’s going to last for either of us?Gloria
Cam: Hey counselor, what do I have to do to get you to drop that suit?
Mitchell: Cam what are you doing here?
Cam: Surprising my hugs-band!
That's the fourth Hawaiian shirt he's lost. I'm telling you this is a Dateline story waiting to happen!Jay
Haley: You have plenty of room!
Luke: No, move out. You're 40!
Comfort is not everything. My toes have been numb since my Quinceanera.Gloria
Mitchell: There is no easy way to ask this, but are you all high?
Claire: No Mitchell, we're happy.
Don't get me wrong the Dunphys have some great days, we just have some trouble stringing them all together.Claire
Cam: Oh my God! It feels like we have one mind and one heart.
Mitchell: And one chair.
Jay: I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
Gloria: Not her, he when he realizes not every second wife looks like this.
Wait is fire weather?Haley
Claire: There's a reason I'm the best person.
Mitchell: You know that's just a title for today right?
Claire: Yeah, I'm the best person at this wedding.