Modern Family
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Phil: It's time, somebody warm some towels!
Claire: Every time I crack an egg, really?
Okay, woah, this is exactly how it started out when I found out my father wasn't really in space.
Dylan
Mitchell: That was a take-out menu.
Earl: I don't want that man to know where I eat.
You're not working for the rolo-dex stealing Earl Chambers!
Jay
Lily: Where's the little leprechaun?
Cam: I think he's still getting dressed.
It's like being on a submarine, right?
Phil
We call ourselves the artful lodgers.
Cam
What is with you Americans and the foot?
Gloria
As an actual glasses wearer, I find it offensive.
Alex
All I wanted was to bribe my way into that school by making cubbies that stuff didn't fall out of.
Jay
We're like magnets, that sometimes take a break to date other magnets.
Dylan
What's going on Daddy, are we poor?
Lily