Modern Family Quotes
Haley: Lily what did I just say?
Lily: I don't know, something about shoes probably.
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This country's number one export is hot surfers. I'm not gonna buy the first one I see, I'm still browsing.Haley
Calm down, you're gonna spook the boob.Luke [to Manny]
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Manny: Bondi Beach is topless.
Luke: Thank you Trip Advisor.
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Claire: I'm sorry but you know how i am about heights.
Gloria: Is that why you never wear high heels?
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Gloria: I don't eat anything unless I know what's in it.
Jay: I've once seen this woman scarf down a pig's nose.
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It's a good time to tell you I dropped Luke on his head when he was one.Jay
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Mitchell: This is how Cam's dad sees me, like some fawning damsel.
Jay: If anything, Cam's the damsel.
Mitchell: Dad! Thanks.
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C'mon we gotta go! That party's full of sophomores. Those women have lived.Luke
Back in Vietnam I had Hepatitis, still managed to cook Thanksgiving dinner for 300 soldiers. I think I can handle sauce.Jay
This hair at a pool party? One dunk and it goes off like an airbag.Manny
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Cam: Hey we got a package from my dad!
Mitchell: No air holes in the box, that's a good sign.
Cam: Lily loved having that chicken.
Mitchell: One more time than she realized.
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By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
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Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said
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