Modern Family Quotes
I think I just broke a nail on a turtle.Claire
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Jerry: Where did she come from?
Mitchell: Because she doesn't look like us? That’s offensive.
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You guys exhaust me.Lily
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Alex: So what're you gonna do in Utah.
Andy: Well, me and my girlfriend haven’t seen each other in a while so we're gonna be like a couple bunny rabbits…
Andy: Hopping all over town.
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Phil: Those drops are really hanging on. I’m like Han Solo when he came out of the carbonite. Nothing?
Alex: I get it. Star Trek.
Phil: You’re breaking my heart.
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Manny: Hey mom, can you see this?
Gloria: What pimple?
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Mitchell: Hey, Best Man.
Claire: Hello, blushing bride.
Mitchell: I feel like I should hate that more.
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Oh calm down. This can’t be the first time you've woken up with other men in your bedroom.Pepper
I don't know whether or not to be angry or impressed.Claire
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I just wish you would have come in sooner before I went to second base with Stella.Gloria
Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!
Alex: Classy start to a classy life.
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I know it's hard to believe but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day. And it was suggested I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly. And my friends, and my parents...and Claire.Phil
By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
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You win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe.Cam
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