In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.

Gloria

I was a lot like you in high school except my hair was shorter and my guitar was a flute.

Vitamin P

Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!

Gloria

Sad face emoticon! I can feel the hurt through the phone!

Phil

Missouri is more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.

Cam

I need her name and address so I can mess her up!

Haley

This is how I like to cuddle.

Cam's mother

If you ain't white, you ain't right.

Phil

My knee's been singing all morning.

Manny

I really thought it was too late for me. But for the last few minutes, I've been watching all of you acting like children and it hit me. I've got plenty of time left to be a kid.

Manny

You cheated on me with choreography and that is the worst kind.

Cam

Just filling out the application to family camp. You don't win the 'Dirty Dancing' competition and not go back to defend your crown.

Phil

Modern Family Season 2 Quotes

Your kids don't need to know who you were before you had them; they need to know who you wish you were, and try to live up to that person. They're gonna fall short, but better they fall short of the fake you than the real you.

Claire

Manny: Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.
Kelly: It just felt right.