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Modern-family

In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.

Gloria

I was a lot like you in high school except my hair was shorter and my guitar was a flute.

Vitamin P

Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!

Gloria

Sad face emoticon! I can feel the hurt through the phone!

Phil

Missouri is more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.

Cam

I need her name and address so I can mess her up!

Haley

This is how I like to cuddle.

Cam's mother

If you ain't white, you ain't right.

Phil

My knee's been singing all morning.

Manny

I really thought it was too late for me. But for the last few minutes, I've been watching all of you acting like children and it hit me. I've got plenty of time left to be a kid.

Manny

You cheated on me with choreography and that is the worst kind.

Cam

Just filling out the application to family camp. You don't win the 'Dirty Dancing' competition and not go back to defend your crown.

Phil
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Modern Family Season 2 Quotes

Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.

You can't have two fun parents... You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents.

Claire
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