Fornell: I'm done.
Gibbs: You're done -- with what? Embarrassing yourself? Or you mean embarrassing the badge. You've done a good job with both. [Fornell punches Gibbs]
Gibbs: That all you got, Alice? [Fornell swings again and Gibbs shoves him through the door]
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Gibbs: Do you feel better?
Fornell: We should be in D.C. looking for Sergei.
Gibbs: Not in this condition. Forget about Sergei. What's really bothering you?
Fornell: Don't Freud me Gibbs. You're not qualified.
Gibbs: You know what I'm asking.
Fornell: Back off.
Gibbs: You blame me.
Gibbs: It's okay Tobias. I blame me. I'm the one who got her killed. If Diane wasn't on that rooftop she would be alive. And you wouldn't be walking around pretending like I wasn't the one who put her there.
Fornell: So it's all about you.
Gibbs: Yeah. It is all about me. And it's about you. And it's about Diane, and it's about the drinking and it's about all of it.
Fornell: No, my friend. It's just me. I killed her. No one to blame but myself. And I really need a drink.
Pavlenko: Which is why I called you - to help you rise, Sergei. With a proposal from the Russian government.
Mishnev: The government that wants me dead.
Pavlenko: I convinced them to give you asylum. Completely immunity, on one condition: kill Gibbs. Your vendetta has dragged on long enough. We need it to end.
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Fornell: God I really do look like hell.
Gibbs: Did you think we were lying to you, Tobias?
Vance: Well it's nothing a hot shower can't fix.
Fornell: Amen to that, Leon. And a hot meal with my daughter.
Bishop: Well then, our timing's perfect.
Emily: And I was thinking more of sushi?
Fornell: Whatever you want baby. Whatever you need, it's yours.
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Bishop: So. Military school, huh?
Tony: So. Yeah.
Bishop: Uniforms, PT, drills....
Tony: Those are all things that happen at military school, yes.
Bishop: How'd you end up there?
Tony: It was Senior's Hail Mary - trying to straighten me out after six boarding schools in four years.
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. The Godfather? Come on kid it's a classic.Tanner
Tanner: The first night is usually the hardest. If you need me, I'm down the hall.
Young Tony: I'm 17, not 7. And this isn't my first new dorm room, new clothes, new teachers. Back off, buddy, okay?
Tanner: The name's not Buddy. It's Mr. Tanner. And from now on you are Cadet DiNozzo. Grab some rack time.
Gibbs: Then can we hack into, uh, his GPS REM thingy and backtrace his memory deal?
Abby: Um, none of those things are things Gibbs. One of them's a band and when someone turns their phone off there's nothing you can do. I mean it's off.
Golan: What the hell are you doing?
Young Tony: Give him a break Golan, come on.
Golan: Drill leader.
Young Tony: What?
Golan: You will address me as drill leader, Cadet DiNozzo.
Young Tony: Okay well drill leader: I think Piggy needs a little break. Probably the nurse.
Golan: That's two demerits, DiNozzo.
Young Tony: What for?
Golan: One for dropping out of PT. One for your tone.
Young Tony: Yeah whatever. Let's get Piggy to the nurse.
Golan: Piggy's going to stay where his until he learns how to keep up with the rest of the squad. You are you going to get back in line if you know what's good for you.
Young Tony: Well one thing's for sure: I never know what's good for me.
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Gibbs: Jake I want to ask you something. Work-related.
Jake: Will it require top secret clearance to answer?
Gibbs: Yeah, and it stays between us.
Jake: I'm all ears.
Gibbs: What do you know about Russian-Palestinian relations?
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Tony: Okay let's get something straight. You will not - under any circumstances - tell McGee one detail of what you saw at my old school.
Bishop: The only thing I saw was that you were a good cadet and that they respect you.
Tony: Yeah. So let's not go blabbing about it.
Bishop: Why does it bother you? It's part of who you are. You can't ignore the past Tony.
Tony: Just watch me. And not one word or I'll tell McGee that song you sing in the shower.
Bishop: How do you--
Tony: Cheap motel. Thin walls. It's a ridiculous song.
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Bishop: What's Honor Corps?
Phelps: It's a group of students who police sub-standard cadets, break a rule or bring squad performance down - they pay you a visit.
Bishop: Look Travis - I'm sorry for what happened to you but I'm wondering what happened to Christine.
Phelps: They disciplined her. Every night for a month before she died, they broke her.
McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.
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- Rating: Unrated
McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.
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- Rating: Unrated