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Season 10 Episode 22: "Revenge"

Vance: Are you all right? Is it over?
Ziva: It's over.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Abby: Is that broken?
Tony: No Mrs. Mulwray, but I damned near lost my nose. I like breathing through it.
Abby: Mrs. Mulwray
Tony: Faye Dunaway and of course Mr. Jack.
Ziva: Yeah, I know. Chinatown.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom Morrow: If Bodnar is still here, it's Homeland and the FBI that have to track him down. Not NCIS.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Vance: You and I have to let Homeland handle this. Understood?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Palmer: This guy's had more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers and Cher combined.
Ducky: That is an inappropriate remark Mr. Palmer, however accurate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGee: If you don't like my rules you can find someone else to drive you in.
Tony: All I wanted was to stop for coffee. I was willing to treat.
McGee: No one eats or drinks in my car.
Tony: Well I guess sex is out of the question.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bodnar: I'm glad to see you're at work and not seriously injured. I was worried.
Ziva: I doubt that. You care only about yourself.
Bodnar: We've one each other since childhood. You know that isn't true.
 • Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

Bodnar: There's something you and NCIS must know. As much as I didn't like or trust Arash Kazmi, I did not kill him. There are others who are responsible for the assassination of your father's Iranian friend.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Gibbs: So do we? Lay off?
Vance: The man killed my wife, Gibbs.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 21: "Berlin"

Yaniv: You would do anything for your family, if they had done wrong, would you not?
Ziva: You wrote him off. You had not spoken in years. I do not understand this loyalty.
Yaniv: It never leave us. Does it, Ziva?
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Ziva: You know I keep thinking if it was not for Orly, things would have been different. I would be a different person.
Tony: Then I should I catch her before she leaves. You know. I'd thank her.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Orli: Her independence lights up the room. You moulded her well.
Gibbs: She came that way.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Tony: Ziva. Are you thinking of ways to rough up the new Mossad director?
Ziva: Orly is an opportunist. She's even not worthy of roughing up.
Tony: I'd still pay to see it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Orli: Agent Gibbs. Whatever you might have heard, hope you will form your own opinion of me?
Gibbs: I always do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom Morrow: Look I know how personal catching Bodnar is to you and David.
Vance: You let me worry about that.
Tom Morrow: I'm your friend, Leon. I'd hate to see this blow up in your face.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Tony: Maybe you and I can find a court, play a little one-on-one?
Ziva: You can ask Adam out on a date later.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Ziva: When I have a man, the favors I offer have little to do with clothes.
Tony: That's good to know.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Tom Morrow: What are we proposing here?
Vance: Well with international tensions being so high on this, I'm proposing that we look the other way.
Tom Morrow: You can't be serious.
Vance: I am, Tom. We come down hard on Mossad now, then what happens? Talk to me about wasted manpower if Bodnar gets away after all of this? But understand: this one pass is the last one Mossad ever gets from me.
Tom Morrow: That makes two of us.
Gibbs: Three.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 20: "Chasing Ghosts"

Tony: Yesterday she came back from lunch smelling like Thai food and beer.
McGee: So she stopped for takeout.
Tony: Ziva hates Thai food. And she drinks on the job as often as she gets my movie references.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Vance: Homeland's called twice.
Gibbs: Ziva.
Vance: Yeah. Word is she's been sniffing around. I've got a pretty good idea why.
Gibbs: Well she's not the only one. You're looking around too.
Vance: No, not yet, but if and when I do you'll be the first to know.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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