NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSFavorite NCIS Quotes
Never date a coworker. (Season 1, Episode 15, and referenced on other occasions)
Rule #12
Never get personally involved on a case. (Season 7, Episode 21)
Rule #10
Never go anywhere without a knife. (Season 1, Episode 13)
Rule #9
Never assume. (Season 9, Episode 21)
Rule #8
Tony: So he pulls me into his office and I think he's going to chew me out for that thing I said about his hair, right? But no. He wants to know if I think he's being doing an okay job.
McGee: The deputy is no Director Vance, that's for sure.
Tony: I've heard the saying "he got blown out of his shoes", but I never thought I'd see it.
Ducky: Now if the explosion had knocked his socks off, that would be impressive, wouldn't it?
Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)
Rule #8
Always be specific when you lie. (Season 1, Episode 23)
Rule #7
Never apologize. (Season 7, Episode 12, but referenced previous times without a number attached)
Rule #6
You don't waste good. (Season 8, Episode 22)
Rule #5
The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best. (Season 4, Episode 11)
Rule #4
Never be unreachable. (Season 3, Episode 13, Gibbs)
Rule #3
