Kind of like my version of building a boat, but not in a basement.

Jack [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: Kind of like my version of building a boat, but not in a basement.
• Rating: Unrated

This is kind of thing you don't recover from.

Gibbs [to Bishop]

• Permalink: This is kind of thing you don't recover from.
• Rating: Unrated

You're literally holding the murder weapon in your hand.

Bishop [to Colleen]

• Permalink: You're literally holding the murder weapon in your hand.
• Rating: Unrated

Maybe I should be like you, be a lone wolf. Go the way of the Gibbs.

Phil [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: Maybe I should be like you, be a lone wolf. Go the way of the Gibbs.
• Rating: Unrated

With two bodies in Autopsy, the chocolate-covered strawberries are going to have to wait.

Palmer

• Permalink: With two bodies in Autopsy, the chocolate-covered strawberries are going to have to wait.
• Rating: Unrated

I think Phillip is dating a serial killer, boss.

McGee [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: I think Phillip is dating a serial killer, boss.
• Rating: Unrated

McGee: We all thought Stacy was a serial killer.
Torres: Worst Valentine's Day ever.

• Permalink: Worst Valentine's Day ever.
• Rating: Unrated

Oh, Gibbs! Thank God! I was running out of accounting tricks.

Phil [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: Oh, Gibbs! Thank God! I was running out of accounting tricks.
• Rating: Unrated

I'm from New York. What do I look like, Robin Hood from the hood?

Kasie [to Torres]

• Permalink: I'm from New York. What do I look like, Robin Hood from the hood?
• Rating: Unrated

I don't care what they say. {Gibbs] isn't that handsome.

Stacy [to Phil]

• Permalink: I don't care what they say. {Gibbs] isn't that handsome.
• Rating: Unrated

Clearly [Arturo] kept all of this for a reason.

Ducky

• Permalink: Clearly kept all of this for a reason.
• Rating: Unrated

McGee: You know what this means?
Torres: Annie's father was a dick.

• Permalink: Annie's father was a dick.
• Rating: Unrated