NCIS
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Bishop: I’m not afraid of Gibbs.
Reeves: Well, actually, *I’m* afraid of him.
Jim: They told me they would kill me if I talked. So please don't tell anyone.
McGee: How can we tell anyone? We don't even know your last name.
Wow, duplicitous backstabbers on Capitol Hill? Who’da thunk it?
Vance
There’s gotta be an expiration on the creepy factor! Besides, it’s not like it’s haunted!
McGee
Oooh, he’s running! I was hoping he’d do that!
Torres
McGee [about his apartment's former tenant]: Did you know that when they found him, he was completely soaked in blood from head to toe? Cops could barely tell that he was human. They said that he looked more like Satan.
Quinn: ...Well, if you ever *do* tell Delilah, you should probably leave that out.
Delilah is okay with sleeping… and doing other things… over your father’s ashes?
Quinn
Ducky: How time flies when one has a bio-anthropological phenomenon on one’s table.
Gibbs: Yeah? I thought it was just an old dead guy.
Congresswoman Flemming: Oh, Gibbs, you’re here!
Gibbs: Yes. I work here.
Vance: Officer Reeves, MI-6 has made it abundantly clear they want you back.
Reeves: When do I leave, sir?
Vance [beat]: You forgot to mention how parting is such sweet sorrow.
Would you like to sit at my desk while you’re thinking above your pay grade?
Vance
Ah, there it is. The classic Jethro look of query and frustration, mixed with a dash of “Someone is gonna pay for this.”
Ducky
