This job isn't for everybody. It requires that you trust the people in this building with your life at all times, good or bad, which can be hard.

Parker

Jess: This isn't about loyalty to each other or even loyalty to the badge. We're federal agents with a higher calling; our only loyalty is to the truth.
Agent Rose: Have you been practicing that?
Jess: A little.

Vance: The gardens keep growing, I see.
Parker: From all corners of the world.

Until I am buried, there will be stories to tell. And I look forward to telling them.

Ducky

You knew the man like no one else, Jimmy.

Jessica [to Palmer]

Jessica: Ducky's handwriting. Not that great.
Palmer: Well, he's a doctor.

Dr. Mallard provided a little glue to keep us all together.

Vance [to Parker]

Palmer: You are one in a million, doctor.
Ducky: True.

Yeah, you're the guy that never sits, keeps your chair clean; I appreciate it.

Louis

Yeah, I'm not gonna answer that. No.

Kasie

I'm thinking of turning this into a regular podcast, the Kasie and Webb Show.

Kasie

Jessica: My sister and I did a DNA test over Christmas. No surprises there. Just plain old Chinese and Dutch. So boring.
Nick: You're not boring. And neither are you. Check those results, man.
McGee: All right. I'll check.

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?