Gibbs: A friend helped me realize something.
Barney: What? That life is beautiful?
Gibbs: No. That I deserved to exist.

Gibbs: You see that guy over there [Palmer]?
Nowitski: Harry Potter?
McGee: We call him The Chosen One.

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

Torres

Torres: Shot with a small-caliber weapon.
Bishop: Nine millimeter? Now where have I seen one of those before?

People! Back up and let me do my thing!

Kasie [to Jimmy and Torres]

Why are you asking me? Nuts is your department.

Gibbs [to Jack]

Oh, hi, Popeye!

Dr. Grace [to Gibbs]

Primal therapy, my ass.

Gibbs

This day just got way more interesting.

Bishop

Check his Facegram page. Or his Insta-chat.

Gibbs [to Bishop]

Thank you for not being a jerk. It's tough being the new kid.

Sarah [to Gibbs]

Jimmy is in the van because he's scared of pigs.

Torres

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?