Sawyer, don't be a dick.

Tyler [to Sawyer]

You know we're being punished.

McGee [to Torres and Bishop]

Coyle: Where's your attorney?
Gibbs: Chasing ambulances.

Gibbs: What were you thinking?
McGee: Good to see you too.

Bishop: I'm sorry. I'm a little ...
Torres: I know. Me too.

Vance: How's your day going?
Gibbs: I've had better.

I wouldn't put against Gibbs' gut.

Grace [to Vance]

Gibbs: Tell the truth.
Bishop: Tell the truth to who?

Palmer: I'm going to tell you the long version.
Gibbs: No!
Palmer: I'm going to tell you the short version.

McGee: Anything?
Gibbs: A lot of raccoons.

Veterinarian: I pray to God someone pays for it.
Torres: Oh, I think someone will.

The only trip you'll regret is the one you don't take.

Gibbs [to Kasie]

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?