Now I know how you talked that guy off the ledge.

Kasie [to Palmer]

Yeah, you did say that out loud.

Torres [to Bishop]

Gibbs: Are you happy?
Fornell: Yeah.
Gibbs: Then what the hell. Go for it.

You know, food trucks make lousy getaway cars.

Sammy [to Torres]

I hate you both. But not as much as I hate Carl over there.

Torres [to McGee and Bishop]

McGee: He seems to be taking Jack's loss pretty well.
Gibbs: I didn't know she was lost, just in Afghanistan.

Jack: You don't know me anymore.
Gibbs: I don't know about that.

If Sloane comes back to a dead Carl, I'm next.

Torres

Palmer: It's weird.
McGee: Is that your official report?

I'm OK. I'm used to this place. That being said, I'd like to get the hell out of here as soon as possible.

Jack [to Gibbs]

Exactly how dangerous is this situation?

McGee [to Vance]

We caught the bad guy hours ago. Usually, we go home after that.

Gibbs [to Jack]

NCIS Quotes

Tony: (on the phone) Hey Probie, what I am looking at?
Vance: A career in the fast food industry.
Tony: Director Vance. How are you, sir?

Vance: So, what are you gonna tell her? (Gibbs turns to face him) Lee a hero or a villain?
Gibbs: Both.