Parker: First time in history that a squirrel has ever been remotely helpful.
Jessica: That's a lot of rodent hostility. That's right. You're a bird man.

Hey, kiddo. I was just about to call you back.

Jessica; Dad? Feng

Feng: I did what I thought was best.
Jessica: For who?

Jessica: Who is this guy?
Feng: Someone who really didn't want to talk.

Feng: I'll take the lead in Interrogation.
Jessica: Yeah, right. On my six.

Yeah, I'm not gonna answer that. No.

Kasie

I'm thinking of turning this into a regular podcast, the Kasie and Webb Show.

Kasie

You're lucky the CIA doesn't know your poker face the way I do.

Vance

Yeah, you're the guy that never sits, keeps your chair clean; I appreciate it.

Louis

Change is the essence of life.

Ducky [to Palmer]

Palmer: You are one in a million, doctor.
Ducky: True.

Dr. Mallard provided a little glue to keep us all together.

Vance [to Parker]

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?