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Parker: First time in history that a squirrel has ever been remotely helpful.
Jessica: That's a lot of rodent hostility. That's right. You're a bird man.
Hey, kiddo. I was just about to call you back.
Jessica; Dad? Feng
Feng: I did what I thought was best.
Jessica: For who?
Jessica: Who is this guy?
Feng: Someone who really didn't want to talk.
Feng: I'll take the lead in Interrogation.
Jessica: Yeah, right. On my six.
Yeah, I'm not gonna answer that. No.
Kasie
I'm thinking of turning this into a regular podcast, the Kasie and Webb Show.
Kasie
You're lucky the CIA doesn't know your poker face the way I do.
Vance
Yeah, you're the guy that never sits, keeps your chair clean; I appreciate it.
Louis
Change is the essence of life.
Ducky [to Palmer]
Palmer: You are one in a million, doctor.
Ducky: True.
Dr. Mallard provided a little glue to keep us all together.
Vance [to Parker]