NCIS

NCIS Quotes (Page 4)

Season 10 Episode 18: "Seek"

Pitt: Me, I'm not the coddling type.
McGee and Tony: We've noticed
 • Rating: Unrated

Tony: Mr. Pitt, you sit tight.
Pitt: Sit tight for what? I just said I didn't kill him.
McGee: Until we know that's true, you're still facing a weapons charge.
Tony: Assault with a deadly Dobie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abby: This is nice, Ziva. It's been too long since we got to hang out.
Ziva: Yeah. I know. I'm sorry, I've just been, uh, busy lately.
Abby: Yes you have. Doing what?
Ziva: You know. Just....stuff.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ziva: Looks like a symbol. But of what?
Abby: That could be all night finding that answer. You in?
Ziva: I'm sorry. Busy.
Abby: Right. "Stuff". I'll draft McGee.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vance: As long as we share this bond, David, promise me: when I come to offer my perspective concerning what it is you're "catching up" on, you'll be as forthcoming as I'm about to be?
Ziva: I promise I'll try.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vance: I worry that the act of hiring a nanny means that I'm moving on. And if I'm moving on, I worry that Jackie's death will....it'll feel like...
Ziva: It's a bit more final?
Vance: [nods]
Ziva: Well then I suggest you take your time, Director. Hire a nanny or do not hire one. But do not let anyone tell you when you're ready or should be ready to move on. That is entirely up to you.
Vance: You may be on to something.
Ziva: I have some experience.
Vance: Yeah? Where were you a week and a half ago?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tony: You know, I've been thinking about getting a dog.
Gibbs: He's not a dog. He's a Marine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 17: "Prime Suspect"

McGee: You think he became the copycat to resurrect his career?
 • Rating: Unrated

Vance: Where is he?
McGee: It's haircut Tuesday, Director Vance.
Tony: Yeah, the bowl should be coming off his head just about now.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Gibbs: You volunteering for that, are you DiNozzo?
Tony: Stripper. Caribbean beach. Is that a trick question?
Gibbs: Behave yourself, Skippy.
Tony: Aye, aye sir.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGee: Listen, don't let him "probie" you.
Derniken: What?
McGee: I've been there Dornie. Tony's going to pull rank.
Dorneget: I can handle him.
McGee: Watch your back, Dornie.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Vance: You mind some company? I have an hour left with the babysitter.
Gibbs: Yeah? Where'd you go?
Vance: Supposedly group bereavement counseling. Couldn't do it. So, I'm consoling myself with some double chocolate brownies. Would you care to join me? I hate to eat alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony [to Ned Dorneget]: What in the name of Brooks Brothers are you wearing? You look exactly like what you are: a pubescent federal agent.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Tony: Couldn't help noticing you're sitting here all alone. I thought maybe you'd want some company?
Melissa: Sure. Your partner won't mind?
Tony: Partner?
Melissa: I assumed you two are a couple. Just... your shirt. So...pink.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ramsey: Looks like we got a lot of evidence to get through, huh?
Abby: Yeah.
Both: All-nighter!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 16: "Detour"

Ducky: I expected to find the entire sidewall blown out, given the explosive decompression we just experienced.
Palmer: My stomach is experiencing explosive decompression.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ducky: Anything I find won't be useful to anybody if we all die from airborne corpse pathogens. A dead body can be deadly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: Light me up, Lord of the Tickets. It's story time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ducky: Careful, Mr. Palmer. Gastric acid can cut a hole right through your foot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Palmer: Doctor. Doctor. In case your plan, as brilliant as it is, doesn't work....
Ducky: Likewise, Mr....Jimmy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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