NCIS
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Torres: It’s a bomb, right?
Reeves: Well, it’s gotta be. It’s a brick of C-4! Or clay, maybe.
Torres: Clay?! Why would it be clay?! With six wires and a mortar and clay?
Reeves: I don’t know, then it’s C-4! Shouldn’t there be a timer? There’s always a timer in the movies!
Torres: There’s no timer, but it’s definitely ticking.
Reeves: It’s absolutely ticking.
Torres: So what now?
Reeves: I don’t know, call the bomb squad?
Torres: What if there’s no time?
Reeves: How would you know if there’s no time?!
You’re speaking to someone who believes in God, who believes in the immortal soul, and whose third favorite movie is “Ghost.”
Abby
Oh, Boss, don’t tell me Delilah’s sending you baby names, too!
McGee
Gibbs: You ever see this guy before?
Amber: It’s hard to tell with the maggots crawling out of his eyeballs, but no.
Jimmy: Can people really talk to the dead?
Ducky: You’re seriously asking me? The real question is--
Gibbs: Can they talk back?
Jimmy: And the answer is--
Gibbs: No!
So all of us are gonna have a great day because of your muscles?
McGee [to Torres]
Torres: God, I love my life.
McGee: What, your shirt get even tighter?
Robbery is his work, murder is his pleasure.
Ducky
That’s right, cowboy! Your gut is so famous, people bow down to it all the way to California!
Sloane [to Gibbs]
You expose this witness, it ends me. My career… Emily… God, Emily. But it’s bigger than that. If you expose Mary Smith, a murderer walks.
Fornell
Gibbs: Lawyer’s calling me to the stand. If I tell the truth, a man would lose everything. This man… known him a long time. Has a daughter.
Sloane: He’s your friend. Mm. And if you lie to protect your friend, you could be re-sentencing an innocent man to death.
Gibbs: Yeah.
Sloane: That is quite a conundrum, isn’t it? So, what do you think of my cabinet?
Gibbs: I think you’re trying to distract me with a handcrafted piece of furniture.
Sloane: And why would I do that?
Gibbs: Because you don’t know the answers any more than me.
Sloane: You’re right. It *is* handmade.
I’ve been carrying this around so long, I didn’t know the right thing anymore. But I knew you would.
Fornell
