NCIS
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Abby: You… you don’t know what I think!
Sloane: You betcha, I don’t.
Your dork machine is ready for action.
Torres [regarding a ham radio]
Reeves: What a load of bollocks.
Doctor Cho [confused]: What?
Gibbs: Cut the crap, Doc.
Hug on your own time!
Gibbs
Sloane: He’s 45, chubby, and lives with his mother.
McGee: You can tell all that?!
Sloane: No. Profiling doesn’t work that way.
Sometimes, homeless is an upgrade.
Reeves
The more you know, the less you understand.
Gibbs [on being told about memes]
We’re all as sick as our secrets, Clay, and we all need someone to talk to. Even you.
Bishop
When it comes to stupidity, I would not underestimate this guy.
Abby
Reeves: Who’s Tony?
Gibbs: An old friend.
Reeves: You’re friends with the bass player from Flock of Seagulls?
Smitty [caught committing a crime]: I was just, uh…
Torres: What? Sleepwalking?
Awkward silences make me uncomfortable, so I’m just gonna keep on talking!
Jimmy