I don't know what games they are playing upstairs, but I have had enough. First and foremost, you are our friend. I want to be a friend, Ziva.


Ziva: I never intended to live through it.
Gibbs: You didn't. That part of you died out there.

I got within a fingernail of Saleem before I was overpowered. I had nothing but death in my heart.


Vance: Bad cop?
Gibbs: You've been playing good cop all this time?

Get to work. Probie.


Gibbs: You're superstitious?
Vance: I'm a little stitious.

The Americans left you, Ziva. Your family never has.


McGee: I can take care of the video surveillance, it's the K-9 patrol I'm worried about.
Tony: Chillax, bro. All these budget cuts and economic problems, they can't afford dogs. Trust me.

[to McGee] That's like a yoga position. Upside down manatee.


Ziva: Burns pushed for the Arnett case to remain open by saying WE made a mistake. He knew we would eventually be forced to exhume Arnett's body to prove his death was accidental.
McGee: And when it was found missing his blog would explode.

Tony: [points to casket] Hop in.
McGee: Why would I do that?
Tony: We take a picture, pretend that you're dead, and you don't have to retake the polygraph!
McGee: Tony that is not funny.
Tony: They already think you're ducking them. It's only going to get worse.

McGee: You know how many connections I've found between Arnett and Sutton? Zero. I have checked everything. Emails, phone records ... is that pastrami?
Tony: [nodding, eating] Mmm.
McGee: Can I have a bite?
Tony: [shakes head] Mmm.

NCIS Quotes

Tony: One other question, I know you're an expert in English history. And I was just wondering, have you ever heard of Archibald Drummond, the 17th Earl of Trent?
Ducky: The Earl of Trent. No, I can't say I have. Why?
Tony: I was just wondering. Thanks.

By the way, Gibbs. I like the new look.