Kidnapper: You've been very patient waiting for my call, Madame Secretary, as are the agents waiting with you.
SecNav: I want to speak to my daughter.
Kidnapper: You're not in a position to make demands. Rest assured Megan's fine. Whether she stays that way is up to you.
SecNav: What is it that you want?
Kidnapper: Your attention. Do I have it?
Kidnapper: Good. If you want to see your daughter again it'll cost you ten million dollars. You have twenty-four hours.
Tony: Okay but I guess I won't be able to tell you the middle name McGee's been holding out on us.
Tony: Does everybody know?
SecNav: They said no cops. Have you looked in the mirror? You look like an MP, you look like a fed and you look like Sonny Crockett.
Tony: Don Johnson or Colin Farrell?
Tony: So what happened? Gibbs give you the brush-off?
Valeri: I get the sense he thinks I'm the enemy.
Tony: Well you're not. Unless you're one of his ex-wives. Or a lawyer.
Tim's good at his job.Tony
Tony: It's a nice look, the neon, chin strap. Did you guys stop by a rave on the way back?
Valeri: Okay, Tim, just please tell him the story already.
Bishop: You haven't heard this story?
Tony: Bishop knows?
McGee: Alright, look. I'll tell you but you can't make fun of me.
Tony: I promise. My word is my bond.
McGee: Well, Val and I were each other's first kiss.
Tony: What does that have to do with the tooth?
McGee: It was allergy season and, well, I leaned in for a kiss. Got a little itch. Turned into a sneeze and I head-butted her.
Valeri: I spent the next few hours at the dentist.
Bishop: Talk about memorable.
Tony: Timothy Farragut McGee. You smooth operator.
Tony: Thank you for honoring me with the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
SecNav: Maybe it's time I re-evaluate my priorities.
Gibbs: You going to quit?
SecNav: If it's best for my family. You don't agree? Think I'm being ruled by fear, what?
Gibbs: I don' think it matters what I think.
SecNav: Humor me.
Gibbs: Family's important.
SecNav: That's it? No rousing pep talk? No "we need you on that wall, Madame Secretary"?
SecNav: A little bit. Yeah.
McGee: Sometimes I think you prefer being alone.
Tony: We all have to live with our decisions, Tim.
[reading Valentine's Day card] Roses are red; they go in a bucket; Jake is a jerk; he can go suck it.Bishop
Tony: Gibbs, I don't think Abby's heart cakes are edible.
Gibbs: They're tofu, DiNozzo. You keep chewing.
Tony: Remember Max Headroom, Gibbs?
Tony: From the 80s. Robot-head.