NCIS

NCIS Season 7 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 7 Episode 4: "Good Cop, Bad Cop"

Ziva: You cannot even work your email properly! You always reply to all. It drives me absolutely nuts! You know, when it comes to computers, you are almost as incompetent as Gib - [looks around]
Tony: You thought Gibbs was behind you. You know why? Because sneaky people expect sneakiness. It's a vicious circle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ziva: You cannot trust a man whose loyalty has a price.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ducky: Aren't you on the wrong side, of the glass? Oh, look at her, look at the state she's in! I would have thought you would have wanted to be in there yourself, instead of letting Vance interrogate her.
Gibbs: Don't you have some bodies to attend to, Duck?
Ducky: The evidence from the Damocles is being unloaded as we speak. Isn't this punishing her? I mean, you aren't concerned that she might lie to you?
Gibbs: It's tough love.
Ducky: You do know that there are other kinds?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: What's with the sushi bar?
Ducky: Staff Sargeant Cryer's body was not alone on its considerable time adrift.
Tony: Yum.
Ducky: That's probably what they said when they were feeding on his flesh.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: Why do you find it so hard to believe that I could hack that sucker out?
Ziva: You cannot even work your email properly! You always reply to "ALL" - it drives me absolutely nuts! You know, when it comes to computers, you are almost as incompetent as Gibbs... (She freezes)
Tony: Ha! You thought Gibbs was behind you! You know why? Because sneaky people expect sneakiness - it's a vicious circle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: It's like Alien. The Ridley Scott classic, the creepy one.
McGee: As opposed to the non-creepy ones?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vance (on the phone): I'm not happy about it either, Eli. Gibbs is an awful son-of-a-bitch - you might think he's a thorn in your side, but he's a pain in my ass!
Eli David: He is a thief for stealing my daughter!
Vance: I know you're upset, I know she's your daughter. I will continue to deal with it. You have to believe - I am your ally, here.
Eli David: Show me!
Vance: I will deal with Gibbs. But she has chosen to deal with Gibbs, too.
Eli David: This is not the last conversation we will have on this subject!
Vance: Shalom, Eli.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: What can we do for you, Officer Bin-Gidon?
Bin-Gidon: I've come for Ziva David. You're holding a member of my team hostage in there.
Tony: Your team's had a rough year.
Gibbs: I think you already missed your chance to rescue Ziva.
Bin-Gidon: Then I'll have arrived in time to rescue her from you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ducky: I don't know what games they are playing upstairs, but I have had enough. First and foremost, you are our friend. I want to be a friend, Ziva.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: I never intended to live through it.
Gibbs: You didn't. That part of you died out there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: I got within a fingernail of Saleem before I was overpowered. I had nothing but death in my heart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vance: Bad cop?
Gibbs: You've been playing good cop all this time?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: Get to work. Probie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gibbs: You're superstitious?
Vance: I'm a little stitious.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben-Gidon: The Americans left you, Ziva. Your family never has.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 3: "The Inside Man"

Ziva: Being stuck at that desk has given me a lot of time to think. Being a visitor here is wrong.
Gibbs: What does that mean, Ziva?
Ziva: I need your signature on this. I want to be an NCIS agent.
Gibbs: I don't even know if that's possible. You would have to resign from Mossad.
Ziva: Already have. Sent my father an email.
Gibbs: Hmm. Now what's he think about that?
Ziva: It does not matter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abby: I only take orders from one person: Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Unless he asks me to do it, it doesn't get done!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: That is total salami!
Tony: Bologna.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tony: You failed your polygraph! That's not good.
McGee: No, I didn't fail it. They said I have to take it again.
Tony: Why would you have to take it again? Don't ask, don't tell. You didn't make the mistake of coming out, did you?
McGee: I don't have anything to come out about.
Tony: Stick to that story, McQueen.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

McGee: I can take care of the video surveillance, it's the K-9 patrol I'm worried about.
Tony: Chillax, bro. All these budget cuts and economic problems, they can't afford dogs. Trust me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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