Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.

Winston

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You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?

Winston

• Permalink: You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?
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The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.

Winston

• Permalink: The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.
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Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

Winston

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Nick, we're making sex.

Schmidt

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It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

Nick

• Permalink: It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
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I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Winston

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I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

Schmidt

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I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

Nick

• Permalink: I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.
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Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.

Cece

• Permalink: Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.
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Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Reagan

• Permalink: Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?
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I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.

Reagan

• Permalink: I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.
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