Schmidt, you stole my toothpaste while I was using it. That's vindictive.

Jess

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I call it a "Temple Grandin," because it makes me friendly and compassionate.

Jess

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Oh, look at the time! It's butt-o-clock!

Coach

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Is that Notorious N.A.G.? Is that Naggie Gyllenhaal?

Coach

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Coach: Remember when you sat out of the game because you were sad?
Winston: I was also cold.

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Are you okay to drive? You've got crazy eyes!

Nick

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Peanuts is an acronym! It stands for "Physical Education Activity...Nuts!"

Coach

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Did I leave my Oakland Raiders yarmulke over there?

Schmidt

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The internet said I had to stay off my feet. But then I found this wheelchair in a ditch, so...I'm ready to work out!

Winston

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Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?

Coach

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You know what they call Seattle in Portland? North Portland. Or Vancouver's shoe.

Jess

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DeeDee? That's not a name.

Nick

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