New Girl

Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOX

Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?
Jess

Permalink: Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting....

Rating: Unrated

I may be dirty, but I play old.
Ed

Permalink: I may be dirty, but I play old.

Rating: Unrated

Jess, you win! I'm gonna take you...respectfully!
Nick

Permalink: Jess, you win! I'm gonna take you...respectfully!

Rating: Unrated

Psych! I'm the best at stuff! I don't forget stuff! First place!
Coach

Permalink: Psych! I'm the best at stuff! I don't forget stuff! First place!

Rating: Unrated

Jess: Have you guys been baking?
Coach: Aww, nah--a bakery downtown exploded, don't bother looking into it, it's not on the internet.

Permalink: Aww, nah--a bakery downtown exploded, don't bother looking into it, it's not on the internet.

Rating: Unrated

I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!
Jess

Permalink: I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!

Rating: Unrated

Prince is terrible at Frisbee.
Schmidt

Permalink: Prince is terrible at Frisbee.

Rating: Unrated

So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'
Prince

Permalink: So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'

Rating: Unrated

Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.
Jess

Permalink: Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.

Rating: Unrated

Can't spell sex without the 'ex.'
Coach

Permalink: Can't spell sex without the 'ex.'

Rating: Unrated

I love you, Jessica--God, it feels good to say that out loud, and not just to my sleeping wife.
Berkley

Permalink: I love you, Jessica--God, it feels good to say that out loud, and not just to my sleeping wife.

Rating: Unrated