Popular New Girl Quotes
They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.Schmidt
It's good for you! It's corn!Bob
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.Nick
That's more like dork magic.Nick
Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.Cece
I want magic, is that so bad?Nick
This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.Schmidt
I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.Schmidt
I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.Nick
Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.Winston
Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.
Schmidt: I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be like your guide.
Jess: Like Gandolf through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably not like... Okay, first of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave, where no one's gonna find them. Ever.
Jess: Except Smeagle. He lives in a cave.