Popular New Girl Quotes
Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?Schmidt
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.
It's good for you! It's corn!Bob
I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.Winston
They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.Schmidt
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.Nick
You're my best friend in the whole world. We've been through a lot together so I just do feel like your sperm are partly my sperm.Schmidt
I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.Schmidt
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.Nick
This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.Schmidt
Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.Cece
I want magic, is that so bad?Nick