Popular New Girl Quotes
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.Nick
I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.Winston
You're my best friend in the whole world. We've been through a lot together so I just do feel like your sperm are partly my sperm.Schmidt
Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?Schmidt
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.
They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.Schmidt
It's good for you! It's corn!Bob
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.Nick
That's more like dork magic.Nick
Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.Cece
I want magic, is that so bad?Nick
This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.Schmidt