Nick, we're making sex.

Schmidt

It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

Nick

Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

Winston

You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?

Winston

The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.

Winston

That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

Schmidt

I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Winston

I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

Nick

I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

Schmidt

Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.

Cece

Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Reagan

Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Paul Ryan 2020.

Schmidt