Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.

Winston

Nick, we're making sex.

Schmidt

It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

Nick

Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

Winston

You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?

Winston

The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.

Winston

That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

Schmidt

I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Winston

I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

Nick

I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

Schmidt

Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.

Cece

Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Reagan

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt