Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.

Cece

• Permalink: Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.
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I want magic, is that so bad?

Nick

• Permalink: I want magic, is that so bad?
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That's more like dork magic.

Nick

• Permalink: That's more like dork magic.
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I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.

Schmidt

• Permalink: I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.
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Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.

Winston

• Permalink: Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.
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You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?

Winston

• Permalink: You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?
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The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.

Winston

• Permalink: The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.
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That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

Schmidt

• Permalink: That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.
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Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

Winston

• Permalink: Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.
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Nick, we're making sex.

Schmidt

• Permalink: Nick, we're making sex.
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It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

Nick

• Permalink: It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
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I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Winston

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