New Girl Quotes
Panty Hawk! I'd watch that show!Coach
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I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious.Nick
Jess: Have you guys been baking?
Coach: Aww, nah--a bakery downtown exploded, don't bother looking into it, it's not on the internet.
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.Schmidt
Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?
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I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
You set fire to soda water. Who does that? How do you even possibly do that? It's not a flammable thing! It's not even...are you a witch?Mike
Psych! I'm the best at stuff! I don't forget stuff! First place!Coach
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Jess, you win! I'm gonna take you...respectfully!Nick
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I may be dirty, but I play old.Ed
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Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?Jess
Nick: I'm gonna have to turn off the tap!
Jess: What tap?
Nick: The sex tap!
Jess: But I need my vitamin D!
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I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
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Schmidt: Ahh! A spider!
Nick: Jess, why did you do that? You know how he gets, he turns into a cartoon elephant of yesteryear who just saw a mouse.