New Girl Quotes
Sick people wanted me, dying people wanted to be me--I was the total candy striping package.Schmidt
Coach: Do people call you 'Marketing'?
Schmidt: No...not yet...
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She's looking for career advice, and your job could be done by a vending machine.Schmidt
When I think of teachers, I think of two things--Jessica Day, and pornography...where one of the characters is...a teacher.Schmidt
I thought you said you were afraid of camping and nature. You said you were afraid a fly was going to fly in your head and learn all your thoughts.Jess
So I have good news from the doctor--you don't have rabies. You have giardia, and something called "Legionnaires disease."Nick
I should have known those beets weren't from nature. Nothing purple comes from nature.Nick
The eyeball fell off, that's how you know it's good!Nick
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Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!Nick
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