It's nice inside of here--it's like a European airport.

Coach

I love you, Jessica--God, it feels good to say that out loud, and not just to my sleeping wife.

Berkley

Can't spell sex without the 'ex.'

Coach

Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.

Jess

So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'

Prince

Prince is terrible at Frisbee.

Schmidt

Just drive the car. I gotta tell my girlfriend that I don't love her so she doesn't leave me.

Nick

You've never been turned on by gas mileage?

Coach

I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!

Jess

Panty Hawk! I'd watch that show!

Coach

I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious.

Nick

Jess: Have you guys been baking?
Coach: Aww, nah--a bakery downtown exploded, don't bother looking into it, it's not on the internet.

New Girl Quotes

Schmidt: Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?
Jess [in a British accent]: Probably the slut butler, right!

I feel like I wanna murder someone and also I want soft pretzels.

Jess